Fanfic Challenge

Time to write!

Day 2: Write a fanfiction
Oh gosh. I do this all the time.

Captain Jack Sparrow did not like Darth Vader. Maybe it's that he felt challenged by the helmet. Maybe it was the cape. Maybe it was the breathing. Maybe it was the fact that Darth Vader had just as many quotable lines. Whatever the reason, Captain Jack Sparrow had never liked the Sith and when Will and Batman came to tell him that he absolutely had to come to Darth Vader's surprise birthday party he was not at all pleased.
Not.
At.
All.
Rather than complying, or even coming up with an excuse, Captain Jack Sparrow decided to act like he was going along with the plan, then have an amazing escape at the last moment. After all, Captain Jack Sparrow was a rather grand escape artist, even giving Houdini a run for his money.
"Alright lads," Jack said, with his signature finger wave and drawing much too close to Batman's face for comfort.
"We'll go. But I insist we take the Pearl."
"You want to get to the cold heart of space," Batman said in his gravel-chewing voice. "In a boat?"
"It's a ship. And it's freedom. And yes." Jack Sparrow answered.
Will sighed. "Well, Peter Pan was invited as well, and he seems to have a specialty with making pirate ships fly," he suggested.
Captain Jack Sparrow's heavily lined eyes grew wide. Peter Pan? Aboard his precious Pearl?
"If Peter Pan puts foot on the precious Pearl the parrots will peck off his appendages!" he declared indignantly.
"You're being stupid," Batman said. "The Pan boy has been invited. Plus, it will make Robin feel better if there's another little boy in tights."

bahahaha. I crack myself up but that's all I'm doing for now cause I'm going hooooooooooome. More tomorrow! But not of this! Love you bye.