Time to write!
Inspired by an actual experience!
I've done a lot of scary things in life, I've been to a lot of scary places, and I've seen a lot of scary things. I've seen things that would make any normal sixteen year old girl refuse to leave home ever again, with the possible exception of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I have been places more gruesome than the Forbidden Forest, and you know, real, at that. I've fought monsters to rival those found in Middle Earth and have somehow lived to tell the tale.
But there is nothing that scares the freak out of me more than going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
I swear, there is no experience more frightening than using what is basically a public restroom at two in the morning.
Maybe it's just because you're stuck sitting there with your pants down that makes it so scary. Like if something were suddenly to show up, what would you do?
"Um? Excuse me? Could you wait for me to finish this? It's kind of important?"
In my more than limited experience monsters don't normally show that kind of consideration and creeps don't usually have that sort of patience.
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